Pillow Fight Set of fighting Lion Vs Tuna pillowcases fan art other guys quote

Royalkane

$27.95 

From our Original Art Series of PILLOW FIGHTING
comes the highly sought after design, LION vs TUNA!

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Marky – “Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you.
If I were a lion and your were a tuna I would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin eat you! And then, I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

Pause

Will – “Ok, first off, a lion…swimming in the ocean?
Lions don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into our school, of tuna and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked, to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion.’
We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…”

Marky – “How ya gonna to do that?”

Will – “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.

That go the way you thought it was gonna to go?” Shaking his head. “Nope.”

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Hilarious Pillowcases that will get such a great laugh :-)

Be sure to check out all our different designs in our PILLOW FIGHTING section, new designs added daily!

What an ART statement to have these dueling pillowcases adorn your bed! Makes the GREATEST conversation piece! The Lion Vs. Tuna, ready for battle, in this perfect play-on-words PILLOW FIGHT, ready to fight for their life! These pillows hilariously welcome you to pick them up and start fighting each other with them :-)

These moving ART pieces make THE most original and unique gift!

One of the only gifts that could look so sophisticated and swanky in an adults room, yet would look so cool and fun in a kid's room too!

What to get for the one who has everything or is too hard to shop for? These are the PERFECT gift, and since they are our original designs, they cannot be found anywhere else!

These pillowcases will fit any decor and be the greatest centerpiece of a room!

These pillowcases are also great for a gift shop or store as you can see exactly what you're getting on the label on the display front detailing it's contents! Please inquire about bulk discounts for larger orders. Our © PILLOW FIGHTING pillowcases

This listing is for the 2 pillowcases only;
Design is hand printed in the USA.
About the pillowcase:
Fits perfectly standard / queen sized pillowcases,
200 thread count percale, hotel quality-made to LAST!
60% cotton, 40% polyester , Durable for heavy washing
Single pick yarn, snow white: Dimensions: 20" x 30"
Made In The USA


You will get so many compliments of warm goodness. We only sell awesome designs. Our pillowcase designs make otherwise mundane and ordinary pillows EXTRAORDINARY! This is a Royal Kane Original Design, can't be found anywhere else on the planet.


*All pillowcases and printing may vary ever so slightly from what is shown, as you are supporting local artists who do everything old school by hand. We'll even sprinkle in a little love for free.


We at Royal Kane always display our own designs, as we won't design them unless they're awesome enough for us.
Makes the best gift around!

BRAND NEW and hot off the silk screen press.



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